Wednesday, January 28, 2009
How to reach my italian cell
The Come to Jesus Moment
Monday, January 26, 2009
When a Lot of Rain Falls in Your Life, Retail Therapy and Food are the only Answers
Sunday, January 25, 2009
The PIzza Sandwich: The Chipotle Burrito Bowl of Rome
Saturday, January 24, 2009
In Every Life, a Little Rain Must Fall
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Baby the BitchToday, an incident occurred which has temporarily turned me off to two normally very enjoyable items in my life. Location: Pharmacy outside the Church of France in Rome. Issue #1: Bad toe caused by even worse pedicure. Issue #2: Baby, the Miniature Doberman Pinscer.
Scene: In search of band aids, I encountered Baby. In a moment of fury, Baby, obviously freaked out due to her position amongst many crushing feet in a crowded pharmacy, lunged, catching my lower leg in her comically downsized jaws. Immediately her owner screamed, ‘Ay Baby!’ and yanked her away giving me an all too obvious, ‘what the hell did you do to my dog look”. I can only say, that at that moment, I was thrilled that Baby was the ridiculously miniature version of her larger, and seriously scary counterpart, the Doberman Pinscer.
Anyways, the day, before and after the Baby incident was fine. Margarita and I did another death march, this time of the area around my school, a wonderful church containing three Caravaggio’s ( AMAZING!), and the small church across from our hotel containing the Bernini statue, The Ecstasy of Saint Teresa (Angels and Demons fans!).
Two days till Schmallen (Sally) arrives!! Can’t wait!
Best, Lauren
Sunday, January 18, 2009
The Pantheon Death March
Current State: Great shoes....bad blisters
Travel Words to Live by: When it comes to guide books, all that glitters is not gold.
Rome!! Say it with me...'Rome!" While I was sad to leave London it was a true joy to arrive in Rome. However, true to form, within minutes we had a cab driver who didn't understand us(or pretended not to) and drove like a bat out of hell all the way into the city leaving (margarita asked me about nine times if I had my seatbelt on). He then tried to ransom Margarita (the Italian version of Margaeux aka Margaret) for our bags. She set him straight with a 'well they're goes his tip' statement and we were off. Needless to say, she had everything under control.
Our hotel is a 115 year old building which previous to that was a monastery. It is a true decorative marvel. Every inch of every service is literally covered with marble, paint, glass, etc.
The next morning we started off on what promised to be one of the '24 Great Walks of Rome". Little did I know, Margarita had previously altered the route to include several other locations along the way adding in about an extra oh um, 3 MILES to the route.
In a single afternoon, all by foot, we saw the spanish steps, most of the shops around them, the Trevi fountain, The Pantheon, the column of Marcus Aurelius, and the Church of Santa Maria Sopra Minerva (oh yeah throw in there about a handful of obscure twists and turns which margarita claimed were in the right direction but some how required us to turn back around and walk another half mile in the same direction to 'complete the route').
In any event, we had a lovely dinner at El Nino. This was shortly after margarita jokingly tried to set me up with my hotel stalker John Lucas who wanted to go out with us after dinner. She set him straight initially but he seems to be a growing problem.
Today, we ventured to the Borghese Gallery. While this seemed to be another outlet of Italian Fascism given their strict policies on everything from coats, bags, water, entrance and exit times, entrances, stair ways, directs of flow of traffic, etc....it truly was an amazing experience.
In route to the Ara Pacis museum, Margarita and I got a bit distracted in the Prada store and sadly never made it to our last destination. Tomorrow is another day.
Best, Lauren

